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Sample roast
Honest. Specific. Written for founders — not developers.
sharma-consulting.in · analyzed 4 pages
🚨 Needs Emergency Surgery
Strong testimonial section — 4 client quotes with full names build trust fast. Most first-time visitors spend 23 seconds reading this section — that is unusually high and working in your favour.
Clean mobile layout — No horizontal scroll, touch targets are correctly sized. The mobile base is solid — just needs speed and copy improvements on top.
Phone number in the header — Low-friction for inbound calls. This quiet signal is doing real work for you and you should keep it above the fold always.
Hero headline: "Quality Services Since 2008" — Nobody cares how old you are. Tell me the problem you solve in 8 words or less. You have exactly 3 seconds before the visitor decides to leave.
Zero pricing transparency — You are making every visitor work to find out if they can afford you. 60% will assume "too expensive" and leave without contacting you.
Contact form with 9 fields — Even a visa application has fewer questions. Reduce to name, email, and one message field. You will get 4× more submissions immediately.
Your website loads in 8.4 seconds on mobile. In India, where 83% of traffic is mobile, you are losing more than half your visitors before the page even finishes loading. This is not an SEO problem. This is a revenue problem. Every extra second of load time costs you 7% of conversions — at 8 seconds, you have already surrendered 49% of your potential customers to the back button.
+ 12 More Findings in Full Audit
Sample roast generated for a fictional website. Your roast will reflect your actual site.
How it works
Three steps from URL to honest audit. No integrations, no browser extensions, no waiting for a consultant to reply.
Just your website address — nothing else. Works on any public website, including your competitors. No login required.
Our agents read your copy, test your load speed, check your CTAs, measure your trust signals, and scan your SEO structure — automatically.
3 good, 3 bad, 1 ugly truth, and a health score out of 100. Shareable, specific, written for founders — not developers.
What we analyze
83% of visitors decide within 3 seconds whether to stay on your website. These are the six signals that determine that decision.
Does your hero communicate the exact problem you solve in 8 words or less? Most do not.
Real load time, layout score, and touch target sizing — tested under mobile conditions.
Are your calls-to-action placed, worded, and sized to actually get clicked?
Testimonials, logos, guarantees — do visitors trust you before they buy?
Hidden pricing makes 60% of visitors assume "too expensive" and leave silently.
Title tags, meta descriptions, headings — the foundation search engines need to rank you.
Free vs. full audit
The free roast gives you 7 honest findings — enough to act on today. The full audit gives you a complete diagnosis with a step-by-step fix playbook.
7 findings. 60 seconds. No filter.
15+ findings + step-by-step fix guide
The numbers
These are the patterns that appear in every website we analyze — regardless of industry, size, or how much was spent on design.
Who uses this
The roast is free. Use it however you need.
You've been staring at your website for so long you've stopped seeing it. The roast shows you exactly what a first-time visitor actually experiences — not what you hope they experience.
Understand exactly where a competitor is weak so you can position your own site to win the comparison. Ethically ruthless. Completely legal.
Agencies use the roast as a sales tool — running it live in prospect meetings. Nothing closes a deal faster than showing someone their website's health score is 34 out of 100.
FAQ
It won't be pretty. But it will be specific, honest, and exactly what your website needs to start converting visitors into customers.
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